SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Bruno Leicht? He's that German clown who sucks Cock and farts into a trumpet, isn't he? I hate that asshole. Really, really hate him. - Mother Teresa

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Bruno Leicht? Yeah, I met him once 30 years ago and he's still talking about it. He made no sense at all and he farted the whole 3 minutes. Bruno Leicht is the biggest asshole I ever met. - Dizzy Gillespie

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Bruno Leicht ... one of the many booze and syphilis casualties in the Clown world, and maybe the saddest so-called trumpet player of any era. I think of Bruno Leicht every time I fart. - Axel Dörner

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A unemployed Clown named Bruno Leicht tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of his idol Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin's Madame Tussauds museum Saturday, police said.Just minutes after the museum opened, Bruno Leicht, the 45-year-old German Diaper spokesman pushed aside two security men guarding the figure before ripping off the head in a attempt to take it home to worship it, a police spokesman said. The police were alerted and arrested Herr Leicht.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

"I love Hitler!" screamed Bruno Leicht as he kissed the waxwork figure, "Please don't take him away!" he moaned. Police took the DiaperClown to his cell in the town jail, where he is a well known and frequent tenant."We knew that Leicht would do something like this" said Policeman Willi Tipf, "we are just surprised that he did not paint his face blue first, as he usually does." Leicht has even named his son after Hitler, but because he is retarded he continues to spell "Adolf" as "Nikolai".

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Bruno Leicht sucks Cock.My Cock.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

BERLIN (Reuters) - Authorities in Köln say a jogger attacked by a rabid Clown named Bruno Leicht ran a mile with the Clown's jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Staatsanwaltschaft's office said the woman told Polizei she was on a busy street on Monday when Bruno Leicht the Clown attacked and bit her foot. Bruno Leicht the Clown was farting the entire time.She said she grabbed Bruno Leicht the Clown by the neck when he went for her leg but he bit her arm.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

The woman wanted the Bruno Leicht the Clown tested for rabies and syphilis so she ran a mile to her car with Bruno Leicht the Clown still biting her arm, then pried him off and tossed him in her trunk and drove to St. Marien-Hospital.The Staatsanwaltschaft says Leicht later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman are both receiving rabies vaccinations. Bruno Leicht tested positive for syphilis.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Police arrested the German Clown and diaper enthusiast Bruno Leicht today on orders from the Kölner Staatsanwaltschaft. He, Bruno Leicht, is charged with being an internet criminal and pedophile.

SadSadBrunoLeicht (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Bruno Leicht sings;"See the trumpet stuck up in my ass,Watch the sunset as I pass some gas,Just remember, Darling, I'm a AssBruno Leicht the Clown!See the PuppetMaster give commands,See me as I jump up to dance,Watch my diaper fill up my damp pants,Bruno Leicht the Clown!Watch me act stupid around the clock,Watch my Nikolai suck much Cock,See me beat him as I wear a frock!,Bruno Leicht the Clown!