rfschober (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

"Always remember to keep it frozen, keep it pre-packaged, keep it powdered, keep it Kurtain Kraft kitschy, keep it inedible, keep it skanky, keep it liquored, keep it SLoppy, and alllll-ways keep it Semi-HO-made!"

MohanndasChutney (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

You'd slur your words too if you drank as much on the job as she did.Seriously though, how is this woman on the Food Network? Stop wasting time with fou-fou crapscapes and invest it instead in your food. Or better yet, read up on nutrition so you can at least realize that the highly processed foods that she recommends are flat out dangerous to your health.Keep it simple, stupid: Fresh, organic, minimal processing. You can't make turd appetizing by dressing up your table.

clumzynez (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

what the hell! why does her outfit always matches the kitchen! its "food" network , not "design network".

rosemontag (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Alcohol?!? What's his name;)

1814Brandan (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

(((((((((Scamdra)))))))))

acahill8 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

These are the "hot new thing"? It's fucking Hypnotiq!

LadyAlmaren (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Because she's drunk honey!

999sasha (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

I think I'm in love.

fishing4gators (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

The business tycoon was Bruce Karatz[sp?] of KB Homes.

fishing4gators (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

You might get the chance to, lol... If she keeps dumping all this money on booze and tablescapes, she'll be broke and looking for a sugardaddy.